The Batman Interview

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Host: Daniel DiGriz	Guest: Batman

DiGriz: We’re back with tonight’s guest, the unmistakeable and always enigmatic Batman.

<applause>

DiGriz: So… what’s the deal with this whole bat thing. Why not Aardvark Man or Gopher Man or Koala Man? Why bats, specifically?

Batman: I… you’re making fun of me.

DiGriz: No, no, I’m not. I seriously don’t… well, you know I’m just curious what makes you pick one animal over another.

Batman: Well, a Koala doesn’t exactly strike fear in the hearts of evil men. And what did you say, an aardvark? I don’t think they fly or anything, do they?

DiGriz: Yes, but technically, and no offense intended, really, but you don’t fly either, do you? I mean, what you do is not really flying, right?

Jason Voorhees Interview

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Host: Daniel DiGriz	Guest: Jason Voorhees

DiGriz: OK, our next guest is Jason Voorhees. You may know him simply as Jason, notably from his work at Camp Lake Crystal, his tour of Manhattan, and his well publicized recent fight with Freddy Kreuger.

<applause>

DiGriz: So, Jason, welcome back.

<audience laughter>

Jason: It’s good to be back.

DiGriz: What is it, like your ten millionth time coming back? I mean, some twenty seven years, you’ve been… uh, doing what you do. First time on our show, though. But I mean, you drowned the first time back in 1957, if that’s accurate.

Jason: You’re making me feel like a senior citizen.